Friday, April 9th

It's been awhile since we've blogged. It's Crissy here. Not secrets or surprises. It was a small group tonight: just me, Wendy B, Heather N and Kim P. We spent most of the night talking about our Friday Night Regular Attenders Girl Trip. You have to earn Frequent Friday Miles through-out the year in order to redeem them for a trip.

In the course of our research for the perfect place to stay, we came across a delightfully descriptive Rental By Owner. Here are a few samples of the owner's enthusiastic review.


"Meanwhile if a bit of arthritis or too many hours at the dinner table have slowed down grandma and grandpa they can easily and gently stroll into and out of that joyous warm water up and down a slowly sloping ramp, steadying themselves and using their arms to pull themselves up against the force of gravity to exit the pool, with no tricky steps and without having to struggle up the 2 ladders the kids so love to clamber up and down."

Commentary on this particular one sentence paragraph went a little something like this:
"I can't finish this sentence in one breath. It's impossible." - The Long Talker
"The whole thing makes me twitch." - The English Teacher
"What if it's not just grandma? What if a younger person, who is grossly overweight, can't conquer gravity? Are they allowed? This is just too specific!" - The Worrier

Here's the link: http://www.vrbo.com/247383 Check it. You'll laugh. I promise. There are lots and lots of adjectives.